Weird Things Strippers Do: When Strippers a-CLACK!

You’re sitting in a strip club with your $8 beer, eating some free chicken wings, and watching two half-naked dudes wrestle on the big screen when you hear it…

CLACK! CLACK!

You whip around and see a stripper on her back, legs up in the air, smacking her 6 inch platforms together with a vengeance.  Wonder why?

1) She just got your attention and reminded you why you are in a strip club and not a sports bar or your living room — ass and titties.

2) She probably has a lot of pent up aggression from dealing with guys who try to suck on her nipples, waste her time, and/or don’t tip.  Smacking the shit out of her shoes allows her to deal with that aggression on something other than the customers’ faces.

3) It makes her booty jiggle.  Normally, no girl wants to feel her fat moving around.  But this isn’t a normal situation.  Jiggling in the right areas usually means more tips.

4) There’s no place like home.

And that’s where I’ve been for the last couple of weeks — taking a break so that I don’t grow completely disenchanted with stripper life.  Besides, there’s a a huge event going on at my club this weekend that brings in customers, but not to spend money on us dancers.  I have a feeling that, in this case, no amount of clacking or jiggling is going change that, but I’ll be back in the game soon enough.

~W~